The Tourist

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and
told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled,
"Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled,
"Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled,
"Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet.
And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back,
"Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"

 

 
Last updated  03/14/00