Hong Kong hooker
A sailor has sex with a Hong Kong hooker and a week later he goes to a doctor
because his penis has turned yellow, purple and green.
The doctor takes a look and says, "Well, it's pretty bad. We'll have to
amputate."
"No way!", says the sailor. He runs out and thinks "Hmm...
Chinese girl - Chinese doctor."
So, he goes to Chinatown and finds a Chinese herbalist. The herbalist takes a
look.
The sailor says, "Hey doc, the previous doctor said he'd have to
amputate."
Chinese herbalist said, "Oh no. No need amputate. Two - three days - fall
off all by itself!"
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