A nun and
a priest
A nun and a
priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped
dead without warning. After dusting themselves
off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
situation. After a long period of silence, the
priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty
grim."
"I know, father." "In fact, I don't
think it likely that we can survive more than a
day or two."
"I agree", says the Father,
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out
of here alive, would you do something for
me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I
was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see
that it would do any harm." The nun opened
her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her
shapely breasts, commenting requently on their
beauty .
"Sister would you mind if I touched
them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several
minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis.
Could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the
priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?" This time
the priest consented and after a few minutes of
fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis
in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it in that camel
and let's get the hell out of here."
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