50th
Anniversary
A husband
and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approaches her husband wearing
the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on
their wedding night. She looks at her husband and
says, "Honey, Do you remember this?"
He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were
married."
She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember
what you said to me thatnight?"
He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still
remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asks.
He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I
said, 'Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life
out of those big tits and screw your brains
out!'"
She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it.
That's exactly what you said.
So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same
negligee I wore that night. What do you have to
say tonight?"
Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down
and replies, "Mission Accomplished."
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