5 miles
per hour
A cop
pulled over an old Buick on the 5 freeway which
was driving extremely slow. She walked up to the
Buick and there were three old ladies in it. One
was sitting in the front, the driver, looking
angry, and the other two were sitting in the back
crying and shivering...
The cop asked the driver why was she driving so
slowly. The old lady answered angrily, "cuz
that sign on the sides of the freeway says 5 miles
per hour!"
"No, no, no, that was just the freeway
number," said the cop. After giving the poor
lady a warning, the cop was curious and asked,
"By the way, why are the old ladies in the
back crying so hard?"
The old driver said, "Cuz we just came off
the 118 freeway."
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