Bank teller
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the
window, "I want to open a &%@#! checking account!"
To which the teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a &%@#! checking account,
right now!"
"Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind of language in this
bank!"
The teller left the window, went over to the bank manager, and told him about
her situation. They both returned and the manager said.............."What
seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem", the man said. "I just won 50 million
dollars in the lottery and I want to open a &%@#! checking account in this
damn bank!!"
"I see, sir", the manager replied, "and this bitch is giving you
a hard time?"
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