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A Father in a Drug
Store.
There was a father who wanted to buy a Birth Control to his daughter. He
went
to a drug store near his house.
"HI. Can I have a birth control for my daughter, please?" the
father said.
"Yeah, sure. Is she a sexual active?" said the woman who was in
the drug
store.
"Oh, she just lazy like her mother !"
A Prom Dress
There was a girl who really really wanted to buy a prom dress. SHe asked
her
father to give her money to buy it.
"Dad, I wanted to buy a prom dress," said that girl.
"I'll give you the money if you do 'blow job' for me," said the
father.
"What?? Dad, please..." she said and then she left her father
and she kept
thinking about it. The day later, she decided to do 'blow job' to her
father.
"Ok, Dad. I'll do it."
And then she did it to her father.
Ten minutes later, she said," Oh Dad, this taste like shit!"
"Oh yeah, cause your brother wanted to borrow my car yesterday."
Did everybody get it? ??? If not please reply an email for me
and I'll
explain it for you...
bye..
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