A Father in a Drug Store.

There was a father who wanted to buy a Birth Control to his daughter. He went
to a drug store near his house.
"HI. Can I have a birth control for my daughter, please?" the father said.
"Yeah, sure. Is she a sexual active?" said the woman who was in the drug
store.
"Oh, she just lazy like her mother !"

A Prom Dress

There was a girl who really really wanted to buy a prom dress. SHe asked her
father to give her money to buy it.
"Dad, I wanted to buy a prom dress," said that girl.
"I'll give you the money if you do 'blow job' for me," said the father.
"What?? Dad, please..." she said and then she left her father and she kept
thinking about it. The day later, she decided to do 'blow job' to her father.
"Ok, Dad. I'll do it."
And then she did it to her father.
Ten minutes later, she said," Oh Dad, this taste like shit!"
"Oh yeah, cause your brother wanted to borrow my car yesterday."

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Last updated  03/14/00